Can't wait? Too bad.

Guess what’s up on amazon? It’s my new book! That’s good!

The release date isn’t until July 11, 2013. That’s bad!

But you can pre-order. That’s good!

But beware, it carries a terrible curse! Oohh, that’s bad.

But it comes with a free frogurt! That’s good.

The Frogurt is also cursed. That’s bad.

But you get your choice of topping. That’s good.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate… That’s bad.

-Dave

P.S. If you really can’t wait that long, there’s nothing stopping you from ordering lots more copies of my first book!

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