Guess what’s up on amazon? It’s my new book! That’s good!
The release date isn’t until July 11, 2013. That’s bad!
But you can pre-order. That’s good!
But beware, it carries a terrible curse! Oohh, that’s bad.
But it comes with a free frogurt! That’s good.
The Frogurt is also cursed. That’s bad.
But you get your choice of topping. That’s good.
The toppings contain potassium benzoate… That’s bad.
P.S. If you really can’t wait that long, there’s nothing stopping you from ordering lots more copies of my first book!