These are a few of my favorite things

Greetings from rainy but very temperate Montreal! And a special welcome to those who’ve found us through stumbleupon.

On the subject of how people find webpages, I wanted to take a few moments to share some of my favorite (non-political) blogs.  Also, non-Dave’s old friends from high school, though that might make a good addition as well.  We have a very limited blogroll on the side, and we’re trying to keep things primarily science-oriented.  Still, here are a few things you might enjoy.

  1. The Planet Money Podcast from NPR. It’s a uniformly excellent, but somewhat unorthodox look at issues in economics. A few weeks back they had a very interesting story in the economics of space travel, bringing everything full circle. Earlier this week they also interviewed:
  2. Tim Harford, aka “The Undercover Economst.” I particularly like the way that Harford turns everyday experiences into mini-economics lessons.
  3. Cosmic Variance is a truly excellent blog on current issues in physics, astrophysics, and cosmology by a bunch of young hotshots in the field. Unlike a lot of science journalism online, these folks are the real deal.
  4. Bad Astronomy is the science blog by Astronomer Phil Plait (who is not, himself, a bad astronomer). It is primarily devoted to debunking misconceptions and untruths in science, and is a very entertaining read.
  5. The Panda’s Thumb, a top-notch blog on evolution, and the political events surrounding it.

This is, by no means, either a ranked or a complete list. Just a few things you might enjoy.

-Dave

Transorming Conceptions

To say that the following contains spoilers leaves a foul taste in my mouth, since reading this will not “spoil” anything.  Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, is not worth watching.  That said, the following openly discusses important plot points trivial occurrences in the movie.

“There’s just one problem,” Sam Witwicky said, slamming the Astronomy 101 course book closed, raising a respectfully disagreeable finger, and marching to the front of the classroom.  “Einstein was wrong.”

When you grow up wishing that you were a robot that could turn into a shark, and then a helicopter, and then both at the same time, it becomes somewhat easier to ignore certain scientific declarations.  Sure, Sam had to use 18 previously undiscovered dimensions to explain how energon worked, but fans of the Transformers franchise–even the scientists among them–should forgive such inflammatory remarks.  Why?  Because energon is AWESOME.

But now that the can of proto-worms is open, let’s go trumping and stumping through this minefield: What SHOULDN’T a good Transformers fan forgive?

To say that I was gravely disappointed in the movie would be a gross under-representation of how utterly ashamed I was to be in the theater.  “It revolved around two people who each wanted the other to say ‘I love you’,” my friend Shawn put it after we had seen Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.  While I can clearly see where his misconception stemmed from, I have to admit that he was still wrong: the movie, which was almost unbearably long, wasn’t ABOUT anything.  It was a string of explosions and spinning cameras that showcased pretty cars turning into angry robots, girls running in slow motion, and “an ordinary boy” who has an entire race of robo-weapons (and, somehow, a super secret faction of the US government) at his personal disposal.

Perhaps the most offensive addition to the new movie was a pair of Twins (mostly referred to as simply “The Twins”): a pair of idiotic, racist, cursing, Blue-Collar Comedy Tour extras.  They had the ability to not only transform, but shape-shift.  I had not considered the idea of appearance alteration since Mirage, an Autobot that you will never meet unless you watch cartoons more than a decade old.  Even then, you will see a thoughtful, occasionally foolhardy hero.  To my mind, the Twins are a way of communicating with the base-line fan of the franchise: “I want to see a car beat up another car.”  While this is a provocative and flattering theory, it speaks volumes to me: of the hundreds of available options for Autobots and Decepticons, the only way to make them accessible to modern audiences is to follow the following formula:

  • All Autobots that are not punchy will be given bright, flashy paint jobs, and will have dialogue written so that every phrase contains a curse word or a “A-hyuck!”
  • All Decepticons will be silver.

With the dizzying camera work, the flat uninteresting characters, the meaningless and indistinguishable fight scenes, and the violation of the characters that had previously been introduced, there’s nothing to be said about this film.  The science, in this case, is uniformly bad.  I’ve know this since I was 5, although I largely overlooked that because the idea of robot-cars fighting in an all out battle of good-versus-evil softened the lines for me.  It helped me develop a moral network around Optimus Prime and his noble valor: “‘Til all are one,” he would say, and my best friend Brian and I, clutching toys more precious than our lives, would chime in with the other Autobots: “‘Til all are one.”  Nothing has changed; this world of fantasy still rests on the idea of acquiring energon and protecting the humans.  It’s just that the science and the war are secondary to the idea that “everything in the movie lead to a thrilling climax” can be replaced with “EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME.”

I don’t know that Dave will agree with me when he goes to see this film.  I know Peter Cullen has to eat, and to him I still say Bah Weep Granna Weep Ninnybong.  He did his best, and I honor that.  But as far as I know, my attention span is longer than 8 seconds, and I need more substance than the self-stroking flashes of a teenage fantasy.

And I’m not talking about Sam Witwicky, Mr. Bay.

Feynman Lectures

Every now and again, I upload the Feynman Lectures to my iPhone (just reading them really can’t convey the sheer virtuosity of Feynman’s lecturing style), and as much as I enjoy listening to him, I am deeply saddened for two reasons.

First, despite the plethora of video and audio lectures now available on the internet, there is nobody who has come close to matching his ability to describe physics to other scientists. Feynman had intended his lectures for Cal Tech freshmen in the early 1960’s, but despite that, his most devoted audience — by far — has always been people who already understood the physics, but Feynman had this remarkable ability to teach to people who already felt like they understood the material. I’m listening to his discussion of symmetry right now and despite having given similar lectures myself, and having listened to this same lecture at least twice before (according to my iTunes) I still find myself nodding along and realize that some small detail is new to me. He just had a remarkable ability to come up with examples and systems that no-one else had ever thought of before.

What saddens me about this is that since his passing 21 years ago, the world of physics has made some remarkable advances. It’s upsetting to think that there is no Feynman to explain our current picture of the big bang, or of nanotechnology, or of string theory. With all due respect to Walter Lewin at MIT, or Neil Tyson at the Hayden Planetarium or Alex Filipenko at Berkeley, no one has yet approached Feynman’s ability to make evened the most seasoned scientist see things as if they were new.

My second pang — a bittersweet pang, to be sure — comes from the fact that I, myself, can’t ever hope to match Feynman. As someone who likes to think he’s a pretty good lecturer, and who has gotten into the game of popular science writing, I still have to acknowledge that Feynman was, and always will be “The Great Explainer.”

-Dave

Grades, why do you exist?

As you may know, my day job is as a Physics professor at Drexel. We just finished up our spring term, and once again I’m left exhausted by the process of assigning grades and enforcing the grading policy. To many students, grades seem like a reward or punishment. A high mark is something that a student “deserves” or, if not, something that could be granted if I were simply generous enough. At the end of every term, a few students will ask for the possibility of ad hoc extra credit in the hopes of showing that they are truly worthy of an A. Even passing a class is seen as a grace that can be bestowed by the professor. I know what you’re thinking. I must be drunk with power.

I don’t see it that way. Oh, sure, I recognize that grades are an incentive system. The basic reasoning is that I want my students to study and learn physics. Therefore, I want them to practice, attend lecture, learn the theory and how to apply it, and so on, and so ultimately they’ll be good scientists and engineers. Sometimes, though, the sun is shining or there is something good on TV, and the future reward of being a great engineer isn’t tempting enough, so I need to up the ante and give “points” for good behavior. They then attend class, study for their exams, and build bridges that don’t fall down.

Can I tell you how much I hate that system?

What should be a great opportunity to teach and learn becomes, in essence, nothing more than a market for grades. How much of my time, and my TAs’ time, is devoted to grading, telling students what’s going to be on the exam, or trading in points. While in my role of assigning grades I should be evaluating the students for their readiness for future courses, graduate school, or jobs, I find myself worrying far too much about the effect on a student’s GPA or whether I will be perceived as overly harsh. And, of course, it’s not just me. This conflict is the root cause of grade inflation.

There’s no real point to any of this. It’s just a frustration that has become particularly acute over the last term, and I thank you for indulging my little rant.

-Dave

T-shirts (hopefully) coming soon

Jeff and I thought it might be fun to get some t-shirts made with some of the more inscrutable cartoons from the book. For instance:

You’d buy one, wouldn’t you? If there’s any other ones you think might be big sellers, you just let me know, but Jeff is partial to the Higgs:

-Dave

Congratulations, graduates!

I don’t know if any Drexel students are regular readers of this blog, but we had graduation last night, and I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate the class of 2009.

-Dave

Excerpts

You know, it occurs to me that you haven’t really gotten a chance to see what the book is all about. What the heck! Why don’t you take a look here?

-Dave

International Year of Astronomy

I was listening to All Things Considered Science Friday the other day, and they were doing a story on the 400th anniversary of Galileo’s telescopes, when it occurred to me that I haven’t said anything about the International Year of Astronomy which, naturally, is meant to commemorate Galileo. In honor, here are some fun facts about the first telescopes:

  1. Galileo didn’t invent the telescope. It was invented about a year earlier by a Flemish optician named Lipperhay. Galileo was, however, the first to use telescopes for astronomical observations. The chief selling point had previously been espionage and warfare.
  2. I visited Galileo’s place of “house arrest.” It’s not clear what he had to complain about. It seemed pretty swanky.
  3. Within the space of less than a year, Galileo observed:
    • That Venus had phases (suggesting that it was illuminated by the sun) and varied in size throughout the year, meaning that it was different distances from us and we couldn’t be at the center of its orbits.
    • That Jupiter had moons that went around it just like our own moon went around the earth. It’s hard to think that the earth is particularly special under those circumstances.
    • He also looked at the moon. You should, too. It looks really cool through a telescope.

So, I thought I’d give a few IYA/Philadelphia astronomy events:

  1. Drexel hosts a monthly public observing night. They’re generally held the 1st Wednesday of the month (start times to be determined by the season). Check out what you can see in the Philadelphia night sky.
  2. The Franklin (Institute) still has their Galileo exhibit going on (in addition to a Star Trek exhibit which just opened a few weeks ago). You can see one of only two extant Galileo telescopes. This one was made in 1610.
  3. If you are an astronomer, or a science teacher, please consider getting involved in Project Astro. Basically, we’ll be having a workshop later this year which will be open to teachers and astronomy mentors. The astronomer will then give periodic visits to the teacher’s classroom to do projects with students. If you have any questions, or would like to get involved, send me an email.

Enjoy the remainder of the IYA!

-Dave

Good movies, bad time travel

Far be it from me to turn this entire blog into a single extended rant on time travel, although that seems to be exactly what I’m doing. Unable to sleep this morning, I was stumbling around the internet, and a surprisingly low-glitz webpage appeared:

Frequently Asked Questions about Back to the Future, as answered by Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale. It was adorable, but their justification for how time travel works in the movies sound like the rantings of a crazy person. I mean, they seem to adopt the picture that time travel creates parallel universes. In fact, Doc Brown actually says as much in one of the movies.

But here’s the thing, folks. If you allow for parallel universes in time travel, then if you go back in time — even if you kill your own grandparents, or prevent your parents from falling in love — then you haven’t prevented your own existence. You’ve “erased” your doppleganger from the new alternate universe. You (the original time-tinkerer) are just fine. Also, even assuming you somehow allow your parents to fall in love and eventually have kids, and even assuming the astronomically unlikely outcome that one of them ends up resembling you, odds are still pretty good that you go back to the future and find that alternate “you” still hanging around. I mean, if his life is so good, why should he go back in time and change the past? Why should he hang around a creepy old-man scientist in the first place? So now there are two of you in the present, in the alternate universe (and none in your original universe).

How sad.

-Dave

What’s up (in space!)

I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that teh interwebs are abuzz with talk of time travel. My friend and former Mathlete Josh Kamensky sent me a couple of links, including one from John August’s Screenwriting blog about the relationship between pre-cognition (a la Minority Report) and time travel. It’s definitely worth reading, as is Sean Carroll’s list of 11 Rules for Time Travelers, although rules 0,6,7, and 10 are a little bit redundant with one another.

I wanted to write at least a quick post about all of the exciting things that have been flung into space lately. Really, there’s a bonanza of new telescope repairs and missions going on right now. To name a few:

  • Kepler - On March 6, the Kepler observatory was launched. It will continuously observe about 100,000 stars. The idea is that if an earth-like planet passed in front of a star, the brightness would dim for a short while. We would, in fact, be able to detect earth using such an instrument. And, in case you’re confused, we’ve never detected anything smaller than 5 times the mass of the earth outside our solar system, and we’ve never detected anything that would be habitable for human life.
  • Planck - On May 14, the Planck mission was launched by the European Space Agency. Planck is a microwave observatory (30-857 GHz) which will (like the WMAP satellite before it) measure the Cosmic Microwave Background (CMB). You may have seen press images of the “baby pictures of the universe”:

    WMAP Sky map

    Planck will measure unprecedented resolution in the CMB, allowing us to measure the primordial power spectrum to scales 3 times smaller than those probed by WMAP. The other big goal is to study clusters of galaxies using the multi-waveband capabilities of the instruments. Ideally, we’ll be able to measure the Integrated Sachs-Wolfe and Sunyaev-Z’eldovich effects which will, respectively, give us insights into the Dark Energy in the universe, and the formation of the first clusters of galaxies.

  • Herschel Space Observatory - This is an infrared telescope that was launched on the same mission as Planck. Basically, it’s tuned to be sensitive to molecular chemistry, meaning that it will be able to measure star formation, planetary atmospheres (within our solar system), and the formation of early galaxies.
  • Hubble Upgrade! - In May, the Hubble Space Telescope got its latest (and last) servicing mission. Of particular interest to me is the installation of the “Wide Field Camera 3″. As the name suggests, it’s set up for wide field surveying, with pixels that are diffraction limited (meaning that it would be pointless to make them any smaller). It’s particularly useful because it has filters which allow it to observe in the near IR as well as in the UV.

I know I’m supposed to be a theorist, but it’s hard not to get excited about all of the science that’s going to come out of these.

-Dave